Things one doesn't expect to hear from a five year old

"No, thanks, Dad. I think I've had enough sweets for today."

(No idea of the context, but...not what I ever expect to hear from a child.)

Jack with his first gift of the day - -a tub of lego from Mamma

"What?" (in a shocked voice) "why do you keep talking about that? You do know that love has more honor than money, don't you?!?!?!"

(In the car on the way home from dropping Grandpa John back home after a really wonderful Solstice celebration. Again, I didn't catch the relevance to the conversation - -but it was a funny remark anyway.)